TED-ED offers a handy way to remember the 5 processes that impact evolution – small population, non-random mating, mutations, gene flow, adaptation – via the five-finger trick.
Facebook is for popular people.
MySpace is for musical people.
Twitter is for famous people.
Tumblr is for magical people.
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Facebook is for popular people.
MySpace is for musical people.
Twitter is for famous people.
Tumblr is for magical people.
(Source: jamezmasjew)
I am disgusted by my race. Please don’t tweet if your a dumbass. Please just don’t.
omg…
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Tumblr Post: Rupert Graves to appear in Doctor Who Series 7
My First Thought: Moffat the Troll is making an ultimate crossover?
My Second Thought: Is that even Lestrade’s Division?
My Third Thought: How will he fit all five children and a football in the Tardis? Answer: Its the Tardis…..its bigger on the inside.
My Fourth Thought: I wonder how Sherlock and John will magically appear……. Answer: This isn’t a crossover Miranda its just your wild imagination.
So now begins the torrent of gifs that make my life better:







Ok there are plenty of reasons to be excited for college including spreading your wings, being independent, blah blah blah. But the main reason I’m excited to go to college is to get away from the huge assholes who populate my school. Now I know jerks are everywhere and you have to learn to deal, but my school seems to be a mecca for them. And this isn’t an after school special so they continue in their dickish ways never to learn how awful they are. Now I may be being harsh but the truth is that today was just a long day. I had a AP Gov’t and a Latin Test and I’m expected to do work in my classes, so I start out below the level of cheerful. But the main reason for my anger is the fact that today I had to do an inspirational video for my Religion class. I go to a school dominated by hypocritical Catholics( there are some legit people, who practice what they preach) but for the most part not a lot of intense spiritual growth cultivated in the student body. So I got up there and did my video which was the old MAC video: Here’s to the Crazy Ones. I like this video, it inspires me. To being with I hate getting in front of people but in my religion class where I’m surrounded by all of the “popular/drunkard/whores” I am especially uncomfortable. So I play the video and then all of the class commences to mocking my video. Here is what I felt inside:


But then I was like….Why do I care that they’re mocking me?

They are all stupid dumbasses who talk about their parties where frozen sausage biscuits, red wine, and Huka are the only things on the menu( yeah that’s a beautiful story in which a dumbass was like “we got red wind allover my families treasured white rug, and I can’t figure out how my parents caught me”<-real winner). But anyway I had an epiphany and these were the new overtaking of emotions:






So

I’m off to Pharmacy school and your off to live in the gutters of a party school.

P.S. Not my story but a friend of mine’s.
So my friend, Fogutama is an amazing artist. She draws things that are legit, and shes also an amazing person. So she’s doing a breath right now of a nude person in the fetal, with charcoal. So she was working on it in her Religion class( where every dick decides they need to shine ironically) and this douchbag, we’ll call him baby dater( back story: this kid is so annoying and gross nodody likes him, well unless he has calculator programs. So he finally got a girlfriend, who refers to as “my girlfriend,” she apparently doesnt have a name.But anyway she’s aproximately 12 so, my goal is to have everyone around the school think this kid is dating a baby.) So baby dater goes to Fogutama and is like oh is that a fat chick or dude? It was obvi a woman, but to be a jerk he had to be all “I can’t tell” So what transpires is a true converstrion
Fogutama: Yeah its not my fault you don’t know what tits look like BD
Me: Yeah its because his girlfriend(still unamed) is a baby she hasn’t hit puberty yet. Its wierd he made her go through the pamphlet about abstinence as I’m pretty sure she’s too young to even know what sex is.
And that ends the bitch fit over the Baby Dater.
If I’d ask you, who is Joseph Kony, you wouldn’t know. You should. And that’s why I’m going to tell you about him.
Joseph Kony considers himself as a good Christian.
He abducts kids, little girls go in prostitution, little boys become kid soldiers and are forced to do horrible things, things a kid isn’t supposed to do. Neither is an adult, no one is. He started the LRA, Lord’s Resistance Army. 20.000 kids have been kidnapped, this needs to stop. And that’s why we need to Make Kony Famous. Let the world know about the horrible things he does, and the thousands of children and parents suffering.So come together, at the April the 20th. That is the day, we will cover the night. People in all kind of cities, all over the world meet at sundown & cover the city with posters and stickers of Joseph Kony. To Make Kony Famous. If you want to help these kids and parents, cover the night at 4/20/2012.
Not clear enough? Please watch: http://vimeo.com/37119711
SHERLOCK TEA COLLECTION GIVE AWAY!
Awesome news guys! The cool folks at Adagio have been kind enough to help out with a giveaway for a complete collection of the Sherlock Tea blends. That is 11 bags of different tea featuring art work by yours truly. That’s about 50 servings in each bag. More if you re-steep your tea (which is possible with most of them). That is a LOT of tea. How bonkers is that? Very. It’s awesome. Here’s the lowdown on how to win A WHOLE BUNCH OF TEA.
- Anyone ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD can enter! If you live outside of the U.S. I’ll foot the bill to get you some tea myself. Because odds are you are awesome and you deserve it.
- You do not have to be following me to win, but it might be helpful to keep track of updates or changes (if any). Plus I plan to make some blends for other fandoms in the future, so if tea is your thing, it might not be a bad idea?
- Only two reblogs a day allowed.I did not realize how often people would reblog my last give away soooo I’m going to enforce this LOL. You can reblog on as many days as you’d like, but yeah, only 2 reblogs a day please. I’ll be checking.
- The give away will end and I will choose a winner on Wednesday March 7th. I’ll probably choose late at night on that day, so I’m going to say I’ll stop counting reblogs at 10 p.m. EST.
- [ADDED] LIKES DON’T COUNT. Sorry! You have to reblog!
A big thanks to Adagio for hooking us up with some awesome tea, and for all of you for following me and encouraging my tea-y ways! Good luck everyone!
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